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Complaining about Prices

I’m pretty grouchy about a local store’s prices, so I’m going to complain about it here.

I’ve brought pricing issues up with them a couple of times – not this specific purchase, but enough other purchases that it’s clearly 1) pattern that 2) isn’t going to be fixed.

(I don’t want to put them on blast, so I’m redacting the specific store from the below. It’s not a big secret, but although I’m extremely frustrated I’m too much of a chickenshit to want to burn any bridges.)

Anyway: everyone knows that most GW products are trivially available at 85% MSRP (15% off) online. It’s extremely rare to find it from a retailer for less, but a 15% discount online is standard. Many? Most? FLGSs charge full MSRP – and I believe they’re right to do so. A local store, with space to play, provides a value and a community that an online retailer cannot. A good member of a store community is one who buys stuff from their FLGS to support it and ensure they stick around. You spend more in the store because you get more from the store.

I am, to be absolutely clear, perfectly content paying MSRP for things at my FLGS.

That’s not what’s happening, however. As a specific example, my most recent purchase has been such a negative-feeling, bad-vibes experience I can’t get over it. I ordered one of the new FOMO Gitmob Army Sets through them. This box is $230 MSRP, and the sales tax in Manassas Park, Virginia is 6%.

They’ve managed to rip me off three ways with this purchase:

  1. First off: they charged me $235 – more than $230 MSRP. They say this practice, charging over the MSRP, is something they have to do to keep their sales rep happy, but that’s nonsense. I cannot believe it’s true and, even if it were, that’s still nonsense.
  2. They applied an inexplicable 3.5% “Comis” commission fee for unknown purposes. I’d brought this up previously and was told that maybe this was charging back the credit card fee (not exactly common practice, but maybe…) except this was applied before I chose to pay with a card, so I am skeptical.
  3. They charged me 7.5% sales tax. Again, in Manassas Park that should be 6%, full stop. Food or hygiene adds 1%, but these are toy goblins, not food, so not that’s not applicable. Even if it were, I’m unaware of anything that could push it an additional .5%.

Wild, right? Here’s the (redacted) receipt for mmy purchase, with a comparable order (not actually purchased) from both Warhammer.com and a reputable eBay seller.

Like, let’s just compare these costs:

Online RetailerWarhammer.comStore in Question
MSRP$230$230$230
Discount-$34.50 (15%)$0 (0%)+$5
Random Surcharge$0 (0%)$0 (0%)$8.22 (3.5%)
VA Sales Tax$11.73 (6%)$13.80 (6%)$17.62 (7.5%)
ShippingFreeFreeN/A
Total$207.23$243.80$260.84
Δ from GW-$36.57 (-15%)+$17.04 (+6.53%)

It cost me $17 more to buy this box from this store over Games Workshop! (More than $50 compared to going online!)

I don’t need a discount. I don’t need them to compete with online retailers. I mean it when I say I’m perfectly content to pay MSRP: but this isn’t MSRP, is it?

I like the store! (Or, rather, I really want to like the store but this makes it very difficult.) I’m grateful to have a store with a nice play space so close to my home. I’m grateful that there’s a store in what’s been a mostly abandoned retail space since we moved in.

I’m also deeply frustrated by this, however. Frankly, I feel like an enormous chump for buying this stupid box from them. I have such a viscerally negative emotional response to this purchase: I don’t think I could make another large GW purchase from them. How could I?

I’ve been playing in the store almost every week for months; it’s the most “outside” I’ve had since 2020. I like playing in the store. I want them to succeed. I want them to persist. I don’t want to feel like a sucker. That means I need to figure out how I can support them going forward because I don’t think it can be “by buying minis from them.”

It Came from the Lightbox: More Minotaurs

I painted up a Minotaurs Intercession Squad for Kill Team two years back, but with the new Kill Team edition conflating the Intercession Squad and Strike Force Justian into the single Angels of Death list… I had some gaps in option coverage. So I knocked out the three models I needed: a Captain, an Eliminator, and a Heavy Intercessor.

It Came from the Lightbox: Fomoroid Crusher

I’m just knocking out some random models and shrinking the pile of grey: I picked up the Warcry Chaos Monsters box a bit a go and was happy to make a little progress against it. Very happy with the result here: the blue is so effective.

It Came from the Lightbox: Da Kunnin’ Krew

I painted these for use in Warcry. I expected Mannok Da Kunnin’s face to be difficult to paint given the metal basket around his head but it actually wasn’t so bad

It Came from the Lightbox: Sylvaneth Spearhead

Breaking my catch-up of unposted painted model picks: I finished these guys yesterday and got them into the lightbox this morning.

Got a bug up my butt about the leaves looking kind of elm-y and that elms have a beautiful golden yellow in autumn… and with as frigid as it’s been the last few weeks it was tough to think about painting these green and spring-like. So: autumnal.

I’m quite happy with how they came out, though getting that golden yellow took many, many, many coats. I think the results are worth it, though.

Very displeased with the models themselves, however: all those branches and arrows are incredibly fragile. If you look closely you can see all bits that broke off while painting them.

It Came from the Lightbox: Gnomes (Gloomspite Spearhead)

Warp Miniatures makes these magnificent gnomes and I’ve had them for a while. We’ve started playing a lot of Spearhead at the game store, so I got a bug to print off enough to counts-as them as the Gloomspite Gitz spearhead and paint them up.

I’m quite happy with them! I’m looking forward to printing off and painting their Mouse Cavalry to run as the new Gitmob spearhead, once we know what’s in it (and my printer is fixed).

Here’s a photo in front of a black background because I’m still playing around with that.

I want to note that I did paint these little fellas’ eyes because yes. I gave them pink, magenta eyes because they’re magical little forest fairies.

And I used fluorescents so that, in the right circumstances, they’ll glow with sinister menace…

It Came from the Lightbox: Evil Horde

I’ve had these since they came out (and the rest of the line should be shipping soon?), but have put off painting them because the Horde is my favorite line in MOTU, as my shelfie will attest. I don’t know why I decided to rip the bandaid off, but I’m glad I did: I don’t think these look as good as my Masters of the Universe or Evil Warriors but I’m still happy with them.

I was very concerned about how Scorpia would come out. Painting makeup is hard! The point of it is to make features more extreme, but doing it on a mini… it’s easier to just make the model look like the Joker than like a human being with makeup. I don’t know that it shows terribly well in this photo but it came out looking really, really good.

It Came from the Lightbox: Teratic Cohort

Had such a good time painting Kainen’s Reapers, I picked up the Warcry warband (and I had such a good time painting these I picked up the Vanguard.

It Came from the Lightbox: More Cyberpunk Combat Zone

I knocked out the Arasaka Downsizers box to supplement the Arasaka I’d painted previously.

Also did a couple of mercs, some selected entirely because I’d put off assembling them until the end: those crab drones needed pinning into the base, and that media drone needed a clean acrylic flight stand. Noodle chef was because I was already painting white ninjas. Krampus was because t’was the season.

It Came from the Lightbox: More Stormcast

Spearhead’s been seeing some action at the store for the past few months, so I knocked out a Thunderstrike Chariot because, given my existing set of painted Stormcast, it was the only model* I needed to paint to be able to field a fully painted Stormcast army.

* If James Workshop didn’t want me to proxy my everyone-has-a-bunch-of-them Vindictors for not-everyone-has-a-bunch-of Vanquishers he’d have kept the Spearhead to Vindictors.

This gives me a fully painted Yndrasta’s Spearhead!